The Daily Mail reports that William Bradley Pitt’s lady friend, 27-year-old Nicole Poturalski, was recently spotted out on a date with her 68-year-old husband Roland Mary, with whom she has an open marriage. The two dined with friends at his Berlin restaurant Borchardt. Oh to be young, hot and European. Filthy sex with a Hollywood heartthrob one night followed by a decadent dinner with your sugar daddy husband the next. All that and Nicole doesn’t even have to shave her armpits and probably has pussy hair long enough to braid! Plus she can openly smoke a cigarette without shame? Shit, you’ll have to pardon my cliché, but I’ll have what she’s having!