Kristen Wiig is officially a married woman and none of us were the wiser. During an interview with Howard Stern to promote her new movie Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar, Kristen casually referred to her longtime lovah/fiancé since 2019, Avi Rothman, as her husband. Well, it should come as zero surprise to those of us familiar with classic schoolyard rhymes: First comes love, then comes secret twin babies, then comes a secret marriage in 2020 maybe! Well, good for Kristen. Was the marriage before or after the babies? We don’t know. Was there a wedding? We don’t know. Were there bridesmaids? I sure as hell hope not. That’s not a Bridesmaids reference, it’s a reference to me loathing the experience of being a bridesmaid. I pray that all my friends get secret-married from now on.