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Cats are not known for their obedience. They generally do whatever the fuck they want, and we humans just have to go along with it in the hopes that, eventually, they’ll bless us with a cuddle. Or head nudge. Or do that one stretch where they bear their little tum-tums and flex their beans while lying on the floor. Then you burrow your face in their soft, furry bellies and hope to Satan they don’t bite out your eyeballs.

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