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Madonna’s 24-year-old daughter Lourdes Leon has joined Instagram and when she’s not giving you pictures that say “Kylie Jenner in need of a chiropractor,” she’s getting calluses on her hands from draggging those leaving comments about her mother, good or bad. Like when someone called her mom’s album Hard Candy a masterpiece, Lourdes spit at them with, “your mother sucks wild dick.” And when another asked Lourdes what her mother would think about her thirst trapping, she slapped them with, “does your mom know you don’t wash ur ass.” And when someone asked her if she remembers playing piano during her mom’s Sticky & Sweet tour, she hit them with, “remember when u realized u would never amount to nothing.” DAMN! Madonna is going to be pissed about this and not because Lourdes is being an asshole to her fans, but because her Instagram is supposed to be the premiere headquarters for messiness, dammit! – Just Jared

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