Deadline has news that should surprise absolutely nobody except maybe an anti-masker. The Glastonbury Music Festival has been canceled for a second time due to–YOU GUESSED IT!–coronavirus. Listen, the only celebrities you could get to even do a music festival right now would be bad ones. Do you want to see Bow Wow and Vanilla Ice headlining with smaller shows put on by some random shitwad influencer/rapper from Tik Tok? Come on now.