It looks like Amber Heard’s $7M divorce settlement check that she pledged to donate to charity might have been lost in the mail. Whoever has to go over to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles to tell those kids that Amber will be fulfilling her pledge “eventually,” but that they won’t be getting any lollipops anytime soon, should probably dip into the Patch Adams costume closet for a clown nose first before breaking it to them. According to The Daily Mail, Johnny Depp claims that Amber lied about the donations and has not yet made good on her promise to donate the funds. A fact that Johnny is using to underpin his assertions that she’s a gold-digging, “pointless dangling flappy fishmarket“ (his best line reading since Gilbert Grape, IMO). And Deadline reports that Amber’s attorneys have confirmed that indeed, Amber has been remiss in fulfilling her pledge because she’s been spending all her money on legal fees fighting Johnny in court. Baby girl should have riffled through Elon Musk‘s wallet for a couple of bills while she had the chance!