I think that when the clock struck 12 midnight on January 1 everyone should have grabbed a stick of sage and burned it all day as to not welcome any foolishness into 2021. And then January 6th came, causing all of the sage in the world to snicker at our fuckery. Well, in the event there’s another planet we can all collectively ruin we’ll need guidance from the original Tik Tok-er Kesha, whose New Year’s resolution is apparently to become the Jeanne Dixon of alien summoning since her latest hobby includes looking beyond the stars to invite E.T. and all of his homies down for some cocktails and conversation. And the idea all started after a talk with “Cashing in on Chaos” Queen Demi Lovato.