Emily
Damn, Larry David is officially off the market. Pour one out for our girl JLaw, who totally missed her shot at love (cue the Tila Tequila theme music). Larry wed his girlfriend of three years, producer Ashley Underwood, on Wednesday evening in Southern California. Larry is 73 years old. Ashley’s age? Unknown. And believe me, I’ve scoured the Internets. Too many Ashley Underwoods on Facebook! But she’s clearly much younger than Larry (duh). The real shock would be if a showbiz septuagenarian got hitched to someone his own age.
