Graham Norton was scheduled to interview the giant purple bruise on Lily James’ thigh, hopefully to ask it how it was born, but it looks like we’re not going to get any answers anytime soon. According to The Sun, new eye-witness accounts of Lily making out with her married friend Dominic West are making it increasingly impossible for anyone to believe that their trip to Rome was all perfectly innocent. The Daily Mail reports that Lily just cancelled a scheduled appearance on The Graham Norton Show for Friday, and Page Six says that she and her Rebecca costar Armie Hammer (who has been experiencing some personal drama of his own) both pulled out of a Today show appearance at the last moment. It was scheduled for this morning. If Dominic was a real gent he’d offer Lily a softball interview on his own morning show, What Is Happening?!?, which he hosts from his front lawn. He did it for his wife, only fair he should do it for his (alleged) mistress. Mistresses got to eat too!