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Author, lawyer, and CNN legal analyst, Jeffrey Toobin, got suspended from The New Yorker for pulling his dick out during a Zoom call with colleagues at The New Yorker and WNYC radio. No, Jeffrey didn’t die of embarrassment on the spot. He whipped out an apology to his wife, family, and co-workers, claiming that he thought he was off-camera and is embarrassed. Jeffrey never said why he served up some unwanted peen on Zoom. Maybe he just really had to piss and was whipping it out while running to the toilet? Or maybe he whipped it out because he was about to have bareback fuck times with another side piece he’d later try to pay into having an abortion? That would explain the apology to his wife. I don’t know, but I do know that Toobin’s tube is probably embarrassed too. If bitch knew it was going to be on camera, it would’ve freshened up a bit. Zoom Dick was not Zoom call-ready – Pajiba

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