We can all generally agree there’s a socially acceptable hierarchy for who gets access to the COVID-19 vaccine. Dolly Parton obviously deserved one of the first spots in line along with frontline workers, essential workers, teachers, older people, and everyone working their asses off delivering food. Olivia Newton-John has provided me at least 100 hours of quarantined entertainment with the soundtrack to Xanadu, so I’d say she should get the vaccine right away too. Plus she’s 72. But she Xana-don’t want to get the vaccine. And neither does her 35-year-old daughter, Chloe Lattanzi.