Nowadays, if a vulture (famous scavenger birds known for showing up when something is dead, or about to die) came within ten feet of me, I’d probably just shrug and accept it…because, I mean, look at the state of the planet. And it seems like I’m not alone. Apparently, a couple of paragliders barely flinched when a massive vulture landed on their selfie-stick, mid-flight. Never mind the massive, dinosaur-looking fuck of a bird flying up beside me, but to be able to manage your cool while soaring thousands of feet in the air? There are so many questions that go with this clip.