According to Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, conditions for this year’s Halloween are supposed to be perfect. It’s on a Saturday, the weather is supposed to be nice (I guess…for the entire world?), and it’s a goddamn full moon. Also? It’s a few days before an election. People neeeed to blow off steam! But, once again, that betch Corona V. has ruined everything. A bunch of cities and communities have banned trick-or-treating, and obviously big, drunk parties are a pandemic no-no. Sigh. It’s right, but it’s not okay.