At the end of the day, no matter what horrible shit is going on around the country, there will always be two creature comforts that withstand it all: wine and Costco. And, fortunately for some, Christmas has come early in the form of Costco’s legendary Wine Advent Calendar, aka alcoholism in a box. That’s right, the next time you’re picking up a pallet of sour cream and an industrial drum of mayo, you can mosey on down to the booze aisle and pick yourself up––let’s be real, nobody is buying these things as gifts for other people––12 days of holiday cheer (or 1 afternoon of absolute bliss).